Fondue Fanatics Gifts

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Cheese

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Besties Photo

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"It's fondue night!"

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Cheese

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"They looked smaller on the website."

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

Cheesemaker

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Drive-Thru Fondue

Food Pyramid, 1960

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Bad Bread

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Nuclear fusion reactor

F&E Nursery. Is it a special fertilizer just for mushrooms? The breakfast of champignons!

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'