Faithful Fanatics Gifts

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Just browsing."

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

'Any idea how united got on?'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'