Fanatic For Fans Gifts

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Pastries and Candy

You were warned about mixed marriages.

A Club Sandwitch.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Divine Desk Bins

Currently Boston

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

The best goalie in the world!

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

David and Goliath.