Fanatic Follower Gifts

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Football supporters.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Eldrow

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

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"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'