Fondue Fan Gifts

Fondue Heaven

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Bad Bread

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Frosty, the Golden Years

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"It's fondue night!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Med School Mascots.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Your Palm

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

St. Patrick's Day

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Drive-Thru Fondue

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

Food Pyramid, 1960

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'This means war!'

"You can't bully me."