Fondue Fan Pillows

Fondue Heaven

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Bad Bread

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Frosty, the Golden Years

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"It's fondue night!"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Your Palm

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

St. Patrick's Day

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Drive-Thru Fondue

Food Pyramid, 1960

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'This means war!'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"You can't bully me."