Campus Fans Pillows

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Cheerleaders

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Coach Prime Cleans House

"I love college."

Taser incident.

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Canine Frat Parties

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

When the student is ready (or not), the college bills will appear.

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

"Ain't it great to be back on campus again?"

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.