Campus Fans Pillows

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Cheerleaders

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

Coach Prime Cleans House

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

Med School Mascots.

"I love college."

Taser incident.

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

Canine Frat Parties

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

"Ain't it great to be back on campus again?"

When the student is ready (or not), the college bills will appear.

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

It's nice to have a positive parents' night topic. College admissions. Hearing about drugs, depression and sexually transmitted diseases gets old. The 3 downer 'Ds'. Tonight we'll discuss your kids' futures in higher education. We'll cover drugs, depression, diseases and crushing debt. Correction. 4 'Ds'.