Funland Fan Pillows

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Fist Bumper Cars

Our visit to the flan factory.

Give quiche a chance!

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Bake off: Flan B

'Do you come here often?'

Automatic swing machine

'It's a snow mobile.'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"I just love these casual fridays."

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Trick or treat surprise.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Mermaid parachuting.

Police Fair.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Roller-coaster

'Darn good oil that!'