Fun Fair Fans Pillows

'Wheeeee!'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Fist Bumper Cars

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Tunnel of Like.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Face Painting.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Bumper Limos

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Roller Coasters

Fun at the Fair.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Roller-coaster

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.