Fondue Pillows

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"It's fondue night!"

"States of tofu"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

The Common Sutra.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

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Eventual Motion Machine

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Drive-Thru Fondue

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Food Pyramid, 1960

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."