Fish Fonds Pillows

"She's addicted to televangelists."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'