Fish Food Fan Pillows

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Kids with Fish Balloons

I told you we were late!

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'