Foodie Fish Fans Pillows

Fish Food.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cat eats date.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.