Fish Foodie Pillows

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Food Chain

"Got any Salmon"

"No, I don't want my trout whole. I'll have it like my husband - two faced and gutless."

"We get a lot of podiatrists in here. They don't like to eat anything with feet."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

Your lobster was off!

Fish snorkling above water.

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'