Fish Foodie Gifts

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Food Chain

"Got any Salmon"

"No, I don't want my trout whole. I'll have it like my husband - two faced and gutless."

"We get a lot of podiatrists in here. They don't like to eat anything with feet."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Your lobster was off!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."