Fish Dish Fanatic Gifts

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"