Fish Dish Enthusiast Gifts

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' 'It's fish.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Your lobster was off!

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"