Fishy Foodie Gifts

Seafood cafe, 'Catch of the day, $3.99: 'The catch is you have to catch it yourself.'

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Prawn Cocktail Please