Fish Dish Aficionado Gifts

'He served a bifid parr from his umiak.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"