Foodie Fish Fans Gifts

Fish Food.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Lap fish..."