Fish Dinner Enthusiast Gifts

Catch Snatchers

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Horror movies

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Lap fish..."

"How's the salmon?"

Cat eats date.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'