Fish Lover's Delight Gifts

'Exercise time.'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"He was a sea rescue."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"It's my helper trout!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.