Sun-loving Fish Fanatics Gifts

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's my helper trout!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."