Seafaring Fish Fanatics Gifts

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Lap fish..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'