Ambitious Fish Fans Gifts

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

"She's just being Koi."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."