Surreal Fish Fans Gifts

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Carp, per diem.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'