Fish Dinner Enthusiast Mugs

Catch Snatchers

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Cat eats date.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'