Fish Dish Enthusiast Mugs

'Yechh, this tastes fishy.' 'It's fish.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Horror movies

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Your lobster was off!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"