Fishy Foodie Mugs

Seafood cafe, 'Catch of the day, $3.99: 'The catch is you have to catch it yourself.'

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Your lobster was off!

"He was a sea rescue."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."