Foodie Fish Mugs

Fish sees menu on the end of a fisherman's line.

"What a fantastic party! The cook is just great and the barkeeper is brilliant!!!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'