Foodie Fish T-Shirts

Fish sees menu on the end of a fisherman's line.

"What a fantastic party! The cook is just great and the barkeeper is brilliant!!!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Your lobster was off!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"How's the salmon?"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"