Fish Food Fan T-Shirts

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'