Fishy Feast Fan T-Shirts

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Sea Horse outside saloon

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

being watched over his shoulder

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'