Fishy Feast Fan Gifts

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Fish mobsters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

being watched over his shoulder

Celebrate National Submarine Day.