Fish Dishes Mugs

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Cat eats date.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Astronaut fishbowl.

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

"What's the name of our sea?"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

How do fish get to work?