Fun-loving Fish Fan Pillows

It's so comfy in here since we replaced the castle with a water softener.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

The Da Vinci Cod

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

I told you we were late!

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'