Fish Fonds Gifts

"She's addicted to televangelists."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'