Fish Fondler Gifts

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Violin family at Christmas

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Sew on a sequin!

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Trout Game

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

How do fish get to work?

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Nuclear power station and ecology