Fish Flinger Gifts

Trout Game

'...Hoopla!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

Man fishing with large bait

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Kissing the Fish

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"