Fishy Fun Gifts

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Feeding whales fish pellets

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Steroids.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Jester.

TUNA SURPRISE $4.95, 'Ah-HA! -- the surprise is that I'M the tuna!'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'If that thing eats you, can I have your pop-up?'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"Please hurry. Lobsters are everywhere..."

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'