Fish-friendly Fun Gifts

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Horror movies

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"It's my helper trout!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'They speak fish!'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Welcome."