Fishy Festivities Gifts

Throwing a surprise party proved difficult in the fish bowl.

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

Cat eats date.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

Fish school toilet protocol.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

One of a kind.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Cod Psychologists.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Football Fish