Fishy Festivities Pillows

Throwing a surprise party proved difficult in the fish bowl.

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'They speak fish!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fish school toilet protocol.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

One of a kind.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Cod Psychologists.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Football Fish

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."