Fishy Surprises Pillows

TUNA SURPRISE $4.95, 'Ah-HA! -- the surprise is that I'M the tuna!'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

Extreme Weather Predicted in 2022

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Look who's moved in next door."

Revenge of the Fish

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Son, I don't think that's what's meant by 'spawning bed'.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

"I'll have him ring you back, at the moment he's feeding the fish. . ."

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'