Festive Fish Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Cat eats date.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."