Festive Fish Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Guess who netted it.'

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.