Festive Fish Owners Pillows

Fish Bowl Christmas

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Yo ho ho!

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Twitter for goldfish.'