Festive Fish Owners Gifts

Fish Bowl Christmas

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Yo ho ho!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"It's my helper trout!"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank