Festive Farmer Gifts

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

An Organic Christmas

Farmer Pickles Present.

Mother Cowmas

Xmas Cracker Cow with strange gift cow pats.

Hey, she ate my Christmas hat!

"Hoe hoe hoe."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Safe Christmas.

Tractor Art

Christmas Cow.

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Scarecrow Painting

Elf

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'