Festive Farmer T-Shirts

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

An Organic Christmas

Farmer Pickles Present.

Mother Cowmas

Xmas Cracker Cow with strange gift cow pats.

Hey, she ate my Christmas hat!

"Hoe hoe hoe."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Safe Christmas.

Tractor Art

Christmas Cow.

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

Scarecrow Painting

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Elf

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Merry Xmas

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."