Festive Farm Lover Gifts

Scarecrow Santa.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Twitter that!

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'

Costume Party.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'It's a spork!'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

D.I.Y SUCKS!